Boring is bad,
Pretentious is worse,
Dealing with [user: contramundi] is such a curse.

dramadramaduck? What kind of sandwich do you want?

Since Azula - well, she never answers my questions, but you duckies always tell me what I need to know.

So. What, exactly, is wrong with Zuko's face? Is it a burn? A birth mark? A bad makeup job? Because, I can tell you, it is very distracting. Why, I couldn't even feel outraged about his coronation, I was too busy staring at his face!

(( ( Read more... )

[A few seconds of silence, and then a long sigh.]

Well, I'm back. Other than Azula going humpty-dumpty, it looks like - uh, well, haha. It looks like everyone's been just as uninteresting as usual. Any tidbits for me, duckies? Any, uh, gossip I should be updated on? I'd love to know ( Read more... )

[The voice speaking is the Joker's, definitely, but it's flat - bland, really, and there's no humor to his tone. (For that matter, there's not much expression in it at all ( Read more... )

[There's exactly thirty seconds of background noise before the Joker speaks: there's some kind of machine buzzing lightly, like a sewing machine, boards creaking rhythmically as he rocks his chair back and forth, and maybe that's a record player at the end of a record?

He sighs; when he speaks, he sounds almost... despondent.] Good evening, ( Read more... )

Well. Time sure does, uh, fly, doesn't it, duckies? Like fruit.

One of my favorite holidays is coming up! I think you can guess what it is, unless you're an idiot. Which, I won't, uh, I don't want to point any fingers, but I think, maybe, some of you are. Idiots, I mean.

But, that's neither here nor there.

[Giggle.]

I think that I, well, ( Read more... )

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[As it gets darker, what was previously almost impossible to see is now revealed: a floodlight, shining a sigil in the sky, has been lit for the last six or so hours ( Read more... )

[The camera, static-laden for a few moments, eventually comes into focus inside the Joker's ramshackle room. All you can see is the out-of-focus green and purple of the Joker's vest and jacket; however, the object the camera is focusing on are way more interesting.

The Joker, in all honesty, is playing with dolls.

They're plush UFO-catcher dolls ( Read more... )

[It starts off with some clinking glasses and the sound of shoes being taken off; when Joker speaks, he sounds particularly mild.]

You know, there's something to be said about the beauty of this community. For all the annoyances it brings, including the broken nose I have right now - nice left hook, Azula! - it also reminds me of the, uh, how the ( Read more... )